#hashirama senju rp

[thewoodengambler]

TOBI NO- FUCK! MADARA!!! WAKE UP MADARAAAAA!!!! *proceeds to slap Madara to bring him back to life* MADARAAAAAAAAA!!!

[thewoodengambler]

Team Senju!!!

LET'S GO, TSUNA-CHAN!!!!

they’ll heal you but beat you up first

[uchihamadxra]

You know what gramps at this point I’m just going to assume that you’re dead. Hope the after life treats you well

I appreciate you checking on me, brat. However, I live. If there are a hundred Tobirama haters alive, I am one of them. If there’s one, that’d be me. I will always live and spread hatred. You know why? Because kindness costs nothing blah blah blah BUT SO DOES HATING HAHAHAH!!!

[sassykinzonline]

fyi my interest in hashimada is canon:

[thewoodengambler]

Your brother is actually kinda cute- in like, a mean girl kinda way- is he single, or available?

Oh yes. Tobi-chan is the best. He was the second cutest after Itama as a baby! *starts telling the story about how baby Tobi cried and searched everywhere for him because he couldn't sense his Chakra around when they were young. He sighs dreamily* it was one of my most cherished memories of him. Now he's just a big grouch *huffs, crossing his arms.*

@lordsecondsenju OTOUTO! YOU ARE GETTING COURTED! I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS!!!

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*smacks his head down onto the table, bowing* PLEASE TAKE CARE OF MY OTOUTO, HE'S THE ONLY PERSON I HAVE LEFT OF MY FAMILY!

[musedbyalli]

" Lord first I have a request. Could you limit the amount of missions you allow my grandson to take on? He challenged a squad of ninja mist ninjas to get a challenge. ( Hyuga Elder)

"I can't really help with that..." The Hokage laughed nervously. "I haven't really been assigning him missions - he just does them himself." Any real way to deal with that seemed like it'd be too extreme for anything he'd want to do.

[pachu09]

I posted this on Discord first...I'll try to copy most of the other members who gave their delightful two cents..

MadaTobi somehow a snippet that turn to mini RP.

Tobirama striding inside the newly constructed Ninja Academy made the teachers and the Principal nervous. What could the Senju Heir would want in their little school?.

Tobirama walking inside the last room in the second floor made the gaping witnesses shuddered. They threw a silent goodluck to the Sensei assigned at that room.

The Nin instructor stuttered as she saw Tobirama step inside her classroom.

Tobirama: " Good afternoon. "

Teacher: " Ah, Good afternoon, Senju–san?. Do you need me for anything?. "

Tobirama: " No. I am here as Uchiha Kagami's substitute parent. "

Teacher: " Uhhh, give me a moment. "

She side eye the Uchiha child who look giddy in his seat seeing the Senju Heir standing inside their room. She gave the man a paper ( that would outline her lessons for today ) and gestured for him to sit at the back of the room where the other parents are. She silently muttered a goodluck to the nervous parents that eyed the Senju Heir.

As soon as she opens her mouth to start her lessons. She choked in her words when the Uchiha Madara jump into the room and starts screaming at the stoic Albino who sat docile in his seat.

Madara: " How dare you try to stand in as Kagami's parent!. He doesn't need you here, Senju. Get out! I'm the one he needs in here, not you!. "

Tobirama: ignores the screaming Uchiha Clan Head, looks at Kagami's direction and asks " Do you not want me here, Kagami–kun?. Would you like your Clan Head to be your stand in, in this conference?. "

Kagami: shakes his head in denial " NO!. I want Tobi–Sensei here not Madara–Shishō!. "

Madara: felt instantly dejected " Buut...why would you want him of all people here!..."

Kagami: tilts his head cutely " Because I don't have a Mama anymore and Tobi–Sensei is like a lot like my Mama. He cares for me like a Mama does!. "

Madara, the teacher and the other parents stares dumbfounded at the gently smiling Senju Heir.

( Their reactions are like that because they saw Tobirama shining...)

Rough sketch Fanart for this snippet..

Grimnyr: Kagami probably fawning too with that look!

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Eris: Kagami definitely looks at his sensei twice.

Senju Tobirama having the Uchiha Clan wrapped around his long elegant finger:

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Me: Amen to that.

My art lines are shit because I'm supposed to be sleeping now but that will have to wait. I need to fucking finish *Who made me a Princess manhwa*. 😅

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Eris: I love the eye and cheekbone lines though. He looks so soft.

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Commander_Chew: "Senju, where the hell do those sparkles come from????"

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Me: The teacher and the parents: " You have seen the sparkles, Uchiha–sama?." *astonished and relieved that they're not alone in seeing things*

Tobirama: " What the hell are you talking about, Uchiha?!. " *glowers darkly at Madara*

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Eris: “Is he high again?”

“What so you mean high? I have never been high in my entire life!”

“No no, I think we’re collectively hallucinating.”

*besotted looks all over*

“What is going on?”

“I think Tobirama put us into a genjutsu.”

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Commander_Chew: " I most certainly did not. If I did, you'd shut up. "

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Me: Kagami piping up: But...Sensei said he's not really good at Genjutsu?. *confused puppy look*

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Eris: “I think he pulled another justu out of his ass and this is result. Sparkles no jutsu is scary.”

“Sparkles… no jutsu?”

“Yeah. That’s the shit you have around your face right now. It makes you even look pretty.”

..........

“I need a drink.”

“I think we all need one.”

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Me: I can easily imagine Madara complaining to Izuna that Tobirama invented a new jutsu and its making him distracted so much...🤣😂

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Eris: He’s like: “I can’t work. He swings back and forth with that stupid face in his stupid fitted clothes and I have to pretend that nothing is going on when I end up bumping into walls? He has performed a subtle genjutsu and he’s fucking with my head. I know!”

And Izuna looks at him because he has it *so bad*

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Commander_Chew: Izuna: That's not a jutsu. Looks like your sight is back to normal

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Eris: “What do you mean *normal*?!”

“Exactly what I said. He always looks like that. You just had ham plastered all over your eyes this entire time.”

“Do you know how many people here have a crush on him? Every single one. Every single person you ask, has, had or will have a crush on the Senju. You’re not immune.”

Madara proceeds to stubbornly deny as he blushes thinking about how pretty Tobirama’s hands are.

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Commander_Chew: Madara is instantly suspicious

"You... even you?"

"Have you ever heard him speak?"

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Me: Because Izuna only wave away Madara’s concerns. He desperately went complaining to Hashirama.

Madara: kicks the door open to the Hokage's office Oi, tree brain!. I need you to command your goddamn brother to stop using Genjutsu on me!.

Hashirama: surprised at his bestfriend's entrance* What did Tobirama do this time?.

Madara: I saw him sparkling!!! kicks a chair away

Hashirama: Spark— Ohhhhh....you saw Tobi smiling did you?

Madara: and what of it?...still fuming

Hashirama: That's not a Genjutsu my friend. We really don't know what it is but the sparkles, bubbles and hearts only pops out when Tobi smiles genuinely!.

Madara: dumbfounded again

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Commander_Chew: (that's why Madara wanted to leave Konoha - at least go on vacation - because he felt like everyone was trolling him)

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Eris: “Oh lord, he has got the treebrain too!. Fuck, this is a conspiracy!.”

Hashirama, laughing: “You’re not the first one to think that. But it’s just his natural appeal! You’ll get used to it in no time my friend.”

*four months later*

“Why the fuck are there still sparkles floating around?”

“I think you’ve got a problem there, buddy.”

“Only one?”

Yeah, this is one of a Hell of a snippet...😆😅

[thewoodengambler]

. . . .

They smashed Sarutobi, didn't they? *He sighs*

From Konoha Academy, some previous Hokage busts.

[retiredsenju]

17?

17. Who is someone that they look up to? Well, you don't get to live as long as I did without role models, so jot that down!

First one that comes to mind is my gramps, Hashirama-jiji. No matter what happened, he always had a smile and a joke to tell, and his loyalty and dedication to the village was unparalleled.

Mito-baa-chan was also very inspiring; at the time, there weren't as many kunoichi around, and she was strong and levelheaded even when dealing with the pigs from the council.

Tobirama-jiji didn't show it so obviously, but he cared so much for the village, he just showed it in a different way, we would never have the infrastructure we have today if it wasn't him, and whenever I struggled with the village administration, it was him who came to mind.

Jiraiya was a dumbass and a pervert, but he was also my closest friend. He supported me through the hardest times and always had my back in any fight.

Don't tell Naruto, but I admire the brat too. He was able to inspire me to come back to the village when they needed me the most, and his dream of becoming Hokage one day reminds me so much of my baby brother and Dan...

And those two are the ones who are always in my mind. I always want to be as strong as they told me I was, and do right by them and their dreams... Gosh, where's Shizune with a drink when I need her? Can't get me feeling all these emotions without a drink...

Thanks for asking!

[thewoodengambler]

//I need more of this AU. Imagine if this was his true sage form

Like i need to full on write something. this is the second time i come across this kind of work. I LOVE IT

All dentists were afraid of him.

[yorozuyaxxangelsxxicons]

HASHIRAMA SENJU (NARUTO) - ICONS

[DROPBOX DOWNLOAD] Icon Count: 88 If any of the artists want me to take theirs down just let me know! >.<

[thewoodengambler]

Pictures on the wall They make it look like I've developed taste In all sorts of ugly things There's one of a scary clown It makes me think of you somehow Same sad grin on his face

Reverse my fall and leave me there Nurse my soul into care Turn this all, and if it's fair Then you might as well leave it there

Oh every now and then I lead the water up again Right back to its source But something of a lurring sound Brings it back to you somehow It wasn't even yours

Oh weren't there times when you cared for me And haven't you thought 'bout all we could be? All we should be All is: you and me - TAMINO

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Lyrics from one of my personal favorite songs.

I listened to this a few days back when i was doing the dishes and i went like "This is perfect to describe the relationships between HashiTobiMada.

Hashirama chasing after his friend, who cannot be saved from himself, longing for him to see his side of the story and Tobirama chasing after his brother, longing for his acknowledgment and for him to see the truth about the Uchihas.

Only everything to end in tragic death of Madara, since Hashirama couldn't afford to forgive someone who would harm the newly formed village. The newly sprouted seed that needed protection to grow into a strong tree.

[madara-uchiha-rp]

... *intently staring at his collarbone. Bites Madara's shoulder in his drunken state.* nom

*Look the drunk man bitting him.*

Hashirama, get off of me...

*He sighs*

[musedbyalli]

Lord first, do you think that other villages will be jealous that you have a monopoly of doujutsu... even one lost to the ninja world? what does your brother think of that?

"No." Hashirama hadn't really thought about it - it wasn't like he had sought it out. The only clan that he had really desired to recruit was the Uchiha Clan - due to being each other's biggest threat and his friendship with Madara. The other clans that joined Konoha were welcomed and cared for, but he hadn't looked for any of them due to their abilities.

[woodblxssomcrowned]

What is the Next Gen WS AU?

It's my favorite AU that's what!

Seriously though, my basic idea is more or less that:

 “What if the Uchiha did listen to Madara?”

(although variations of this are plausible for RP purposes, like Izuna being alive and such) What if they too got a bad gut feeling from the likely route the leadership of Konoha was going to go, and what that might mean for their clan? What if they raised their concerns, only to be met with dismissal and claims that they were being paranoid and unreasonable. The rest of the village chose Hashirama after all, why can't you accept the choice of the majority? 

This was not the peace that they signed up for.

So things snowball, some of the other clans that have joined sense the bad vibes of impending conflict and not wanting to get caught in the crossfire between the Senju and Uchiha they get the hell out of there. Hashirama tries his utmost to calm everything down, but some clans have noted the way the Senju dismissed the Uchiha's concerns and start seeing his charisma as manipulation. 

Sure this peace had been long wanted, but was it worth risking ending up under the Senju's heel down the line? If the Uchiha no longer trusts the Senju…why should they?

And as tension rises, the clans that remain end up siding with one or the other, each side blaming the other for the bad turn things have taken. 

And eventually things just fully crack. 

Conflicts becomes increasingly frequent and violent. 

The Senju are forced back to their forest. 

The village is abandoned at the edge of Uchiha territory, and over the next decade it degrades and becomes little more than a ruin reclaimed by the elements. 

Hashirama is still desperately trying to fix things as peacefully as he can, but the Uchiha had three years to gain new allies, and recover strength and resolve. 

Maybe peace between them, where they could live as equals, truly was just a pipedream. 

The Senju cannot be trusted. 

Now the youth that would have been children attending the shinobi academy if it had come to be before everything fell apart, are coming of age and entering the field.  Will they try to make a second attempt at peace, inspired by the taste they got of it for a few short years? Or will they simply walk the same bloody path as their ancestors have for generations? There's a bit more in my carrd to read for those interested